If you’re still reading this, there are two possibilities: you’re a pervert, or well it sounds interesting to you, which again makes you a pervert till some extent. But, never mind. Being a “Normal” Indian who cannot talk, write, listen or do Sex anywhere close to a place having more than two people (the person and the partner), it is allowed. Read this, have a smile, and enjoy your moments of some comic ‘relief’.
Note: This is an ‘A’ certified blog story. Parental Guidance advised. (As if you’ve followed this warning earlier!)
Also, if you’re RSS, this is not about SEX. The title was just a deviation. Bharat Mata Ki Jai! Valentine Day Haay Haay! (With a creepy smile)
So, RSS Protection: Check. Insulting the reader: Check. Bollywood Critic Style Certification: Check. Now, you may read some of the most hilarious facts about sex in India.